Stealing By Proxy

So, I clearly didnt have anything to write about, so I havent had a blog in like 2 weeks. I was reading E. Hill's random listand decided that I would do the same. Erin stole the idea from Mr. LeMaine, so I guess you can call this biting...but at least I did something new on my blog. (Jamar...here you go...I know you've been waiting for this day...)

1. I am the oldest daughter of the oldest daughter of an oldest daughter.
2. My middle name is Alysia and I hate it. But I like using the A.
3. I have lots and lots of purses. Everytime I go to the mall I buy a new one.
4. I have more guy friends than girl friends.
5. I am Roman Catholic...and yes I do go to church and have a rosary.
6. I love my Rosary. It was a gift from my Grandmother (no shes not dead) and she got it blessed for me.
7. I secretly wrote poetry in college in the back of all my notebooks.
8. In class, I did crossword puzzles that I took out of books so that the profs didnt know.
9. I own a book by Iceberg Slim. Yes, I am a bit ashamed.
10. I still have not unpacked my stuff from Hampton.
11. I LOVE Orange Vitamin Water.
12. When I dream, I dont see pictures. I see words and hear my voice reading them. (Yea, I'm a little strange)
13. My best friend's name is Keva. We have been friends since 7th grade.
14. When we were in 7th Grade we used to dress alike sometimes (i hope she doesnt see this cause she might be sad I revealed that secret).
15. On my 19th birthday, Brandon Coney, a very close friend, sent me a text message saying "Happy Bombing of the World Trade Center Day."
16. My BDay is 9*11
17. I have a crush on this guy I met freshman year at Hampton...but I didnt like him until I left Hampton.
18. I hate when people ask me what the tattoo on my foot means. Its annoying.
19. I watch Law & Order religiously.
20. I read during commerical breaks.
21. My bday is 3 days before my fathers; his is 3 days before my sisters.
22. I have 3 pairs of glasses and 2 pairs of sunglasses. They are all in heavy rotation.
23. I started wearing glasses when Mr. Chapman sat me in the back of biology in 9th grade.
24. I used to date a boy who is 2 years younger than me.
25. It was a big mistake.
26. I used to date a boy who is 2 years older than me.
27. That too was a big mistake (even though he is a wonderful guy).
28. My mother sees my children in her dreams. (They dont exist yet)
29. My hair has not been relaxed since March.
30. When I first met E. Hill, I thought she was snotty.
31. I was right (HA...but I still love her...)
32. I have a Cabbage Patch kid with my birthday.
33. He is hispanic.
34. My socks never match my clothes. I only have 3 pairs of white socks.
35. I was trying to do 101 random things to top Alex, but I dont know if I am going to make it.
36. I majored in English, but I hate writing.
37. I like cuddling.
38. People make fun of my eating habits. They dont know, but it really does hurt my feelings.
39. I taught in a summer program.
40. I sleep on my stomach.
41. I want the Jordans that come out in December in Black and Red.
42. I quit working for the student newspaper, but unlike Erin, I didnt miss it.
43. Daarel stole kisses from me twice.
44. I bought my mother a mini ipod because she got good grades.
45. She said it was the best gift she ever received.
46. I fall asleep with my glasses on amost every night.
47. I have a sister and brother...Sydney and Miles.
48. Ernie Barnes is my favorite artist.
49. I used to wonder if he was related to Dr. Paula Barnes (Eng Prof.)
50. I cant keep secrets from my mother, aunt, cousin Angel, cousin Adrienne, and grandmother.
51. If one knows, we all know.
52. When I go out at night, my mother waits up for me. She denies it...but shes always awake.
53. My mother tries to intimidate the guys that come around me.
54. It works 99.6% of the time.
55. I had a crush on my friend's older brother for my entire high school career.
56. He went to Hampton too.
57. I was the most well behaved student on the Senior Trip.
58. I use Sesame Body Butter from the Body Shop.
59. It costs $16. I am sad every time I buy it.
60. But a Sesame set would be a wonderful birthday gift.
61. I regularly babysit drinks.
62. It upsets my mother that I can purchase alcohol.
63. I like Alex LeMaine'swriting. I secretly wish he would write something for me.
64. I got some sort of sick satisfaction from complimenting Alex. He doesnt know how to take compliments. I hope he reads it.
65. I really do want him to write me something though...that was serious.
66. I like when boys whisper in my ear. Not dirty stuff, just regular conversation quietly.
67. I was mooned by someone earlier this summer.
68. It reminded me of Austin,; he too does stupid things when he feels awkward.
69. I think I would make a good detective because I notice little things.
70. I'm too lazy to go through the police academy.
71. I wanted to go into forensics when I was in high school, but dead children upset my stomach.
72. I had a mental breakdown last semester. I was hysterical after being told that my draft wasnt good enough again.
73. Mr. Foster made me sit on the roof of Armstrong.
74. I sat out there for a good 30-35 minutes unattended.
75. I couldve jumped, but I dont want to go to hell.
76. I cried at graduation when Dr. Prince approached me.
77. I want to be like her when I grow up.
78. I had a Digimon comforter and sheet set freshman year.
79. I was in Erin Brooks's (used to be Walsh) wedding in June.
80. I thought I was going to die it was so hot.
81. I dont answer my cell phone often.
82. I see it ringing, I just dont like talking on the phone.
83. I dont drive.
84. I am addicted to Fruit Punch sodas and McDonald's ice cream cones.
85. Erin calls me an "EMF"...English Major Freak.
86. I dont like hair touching my neck.
87. I cant whistle and it really pisses me off.
88. I keep my cds in alphabetical order.
89. My 2 cd cases are full...
90. I hate when people buy me gifts I dont like and they think they have done amazing jobs. I hate faking it.
91. Best gift ever...A Build-A-Bear for high school graduation. His name is BranJuan(i know...i didnt name him) and he wears a white cap and gown like I did that day. It made me cry.
92. One of my jerk ex boyfriends gave it to me.
93. Once my friend Austin brought me food from Burger King. When I opened the burger wrapper he had taken a bite of my sandwich. I was REAL angry. He laughed real hard.
94. I like giving hugs...and I'm really good at it.
95. Josh (my really close but platonic friend)wrote me a poem at the end of the semester. I cried when I read it and then again when he left.
96. I like receiving letters, emails, cards, etc. But I rarely get them.
97. Cards mean more to me than gifts.
98. I like big and tall men even though I'm 5'2".
99. If I had it my way, I'd marry a football player that is dark skinned.
100. I like movie popcorn.
101. I only did 101 to top Mr. LeMaine, who did 100. I cant believe I did it.
102. I stole the title from Alex too.

There it is, 102 random Jennifer things. If you dont know me, this list was of no help to you. I find humor in that. Well...what do you think?