Thursday, August 25, 2005

A Bunch of Randomness...Man!

I dont know how to finish blogs so I am just going to write some incomplete thoughts. I dont care if you dont like it. The sad thing is this is how I carry on conversations. My phone conversations never really end...which is why I just try to avoid the phone altogether. Here goes...

"My Birthday"

My 22nd birthday is in 16 days. September 11. Its my first birthday in 4 years that I will actually get to spend with my family. I'm happy. My Grandmother is more excited than I am. I asked for a crucifix as a gift from her, so now she thinks I am ultra-religious, which of course makes her VERY happy. For those of you who are wondering what to get me or dont have my address to send cards please just ask. I'm not posting that on the internet, but I'll be more than happy to share. Regardless...as long as I get a few calls I'm sure I'll feel special. I'm easy to please...

"South Carolinian Encounter"

My mother and I went out to eat. This old man walked by the table and looked at me. He looked at my mother. Stood behind our booth and stared at me as though I couldnt see him. Then he left just to come back 2 minutes later. Now, I'm a very nice person. I try hard not to be rude. But can I enjoy the company of my mother without being disturbed by dirty old men?! He walked to the table and attempted to engage my mother and I in coversation. He asked me where I was going to school. I said "I'm finished with school for now." He said "well, you should think about college." I said "I did. I went. I graduated. Its over. I've moved on." He said "You should finish college and get your degree. I did and now I work at the steel mill in Charleston, SC." Point: Is saying that you work at a steel mill really a glowing recommendation for a college degree? Is that how African Americans want to represent the privileges of higher education?

"New Friends"

Alexander Reynald LeMaine is my new friend. He is a really smart guy. Though I knew him prior to graduation, I cannot recall ever having a serious conversation with him. I mean, the whole soaking-almonds-in-water to "activate the enzymes" thing threw me off. But I've come to realize that he is a really interesting guy. All this to say I was way too mean while I was at Hampton. Its sad because its only been a few months and I already realize that I gave the student population a really hard time. But its ok. I can redeem myself. I will now be a nice friendly Jennifer. Get ready. I might actually smile.

"Hustle & Flow"

I loved this movie. It was the best Negro Comedy I've seen in years. Oh...it wasnt a comedy? Well then why the hell is everyone saying its so good? Why is it wonderful to again glorify the Black Pimps & Hos. Can we have a movie about some middle class suburbian black people? Black people who dont rap (like Hustle & Flow)or play sports (like Love & Basketball). I mean, the movies were cute and all, but a bit unrealistic to me. Why wasnt "A Different World" a movie? That was real. I love that show. I'm about to make a movie. I think I can do it. I'm pretty smart and Keva was a film major. Get ready. Miss McLaughlin. The Director.

"Jenn's an Old School Girl?"

Today this Hampton man told me I was too old school because I didnt approach guys like that. Am I wrong for wanting to be approached rather than giving off that Hampton Groupie Desperate vibe? Can I want to be wanted without that being considered "playing games"? I mean, let me know for real. I'm trying to grow as an individual. Is being chill really a negative? Is my sassiness a problem? Wouldnt my smart mouth take me out of the old school category? I totally expect comments here people...

"My Ghetto Fabulous Cellular Phone"

For those of you who dont already know...my cell phone is broken. I am not paying any money for a new one. So if you call me, please leave a voice mail. Otherwise, I wont know you called. Yes, I do see you calling sometimes and ignore it, but I will get back to you eventually. Dont take it personal. I'm just not a phone person all the time. I hate cell phones for real. If you really want to call me you would figure out a way to get my house for number. If you can get that I would have nothing but respect and HAVE to answer the phone. (E. Hill...this does not include you. I always answer when you call!)

"Congratulations"

Congratulations to Jamar and his fiance Cori on their engagement! Congratulations to Vern and his soon-to-be wife Debra (wedding Labor Day weekend). Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Wesley Brooks (yea...shout out to Erin).

Well...Thats All Folks...leave comments...peace...

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Stealing By Proxy

So, I clearly didnt have anything to write about, so I havent had a blog in like 2 weeks. I was reading E. Hill's random listand decided that I would do the same. Erin stole the idea from Mr. LeMaine, so I guess you can call this biting...but at least I did something new on my blog. (Jamar...here you go...I know you've been waiting for this day...)

1. I am the oldest daughter of the oldest daughter of an oldest daughter.
2. My middle name is Alysia and I hate it. But I like using the A.
3. I have lots and lots of purses. Everytime I go to the mall I buy a new one.
4. I have more guy friends than girl friends.
5. I am Roman Catholic...and yes I do go to church and have a rosary.
6. I love my Rosary. It was a gift from my Grandmother (no shes not dead) and she got it blessed for me.
7. I secretly wrote poetry in college in the back of all my notebooks.
8. In class, I did crossword puzzles that I took out of books so that the profs didnt know.
9. I own a book by Iceberg Slim. Yes, I am a bit ashamed.
10. I still have not unpacked my stuff from Hampton.
11. I LOVE Orange Vitamin Water.
12. When I dream, I dont see pictures. I see words and hear my voice reading them. (Yea, I'm a little strange)
13. My best friend's name is Keva. We have been friends since 7th grade.
14. When we were in 7th Grade we used to dress alike sometimes (i hope she doesnt see this cause she might be sad I revealed that secret).
15. On my 19th birthday, Brandon Coney, a very close friend, sent me a text message saying "Happy Bombing of the World Trade Center Day."
16. My BDay is 9*11
17. I have a crush on this guy I met freshman year at Hampton...but I didnt like him until I left Hampton.
18. I hate when people ask me what the tattoo on my foot means. Its annoying.
19. I watch Law & Order religiously.
20. I read during commerical breaks.
21. My bday is 3 days before my fathers; his is 3 days before my sisters.
22. I have 3 pairs of glasses and 2 pairs of sunglasses. They are all in heavy rotation.
23. I started wearing glasses when Mr. Chapman sat me in the back of biology in 9th grade.
24. I used to date a boy who is 2 years younger than me.
25. It was a big mistake.
26. I used to date a boy who is 2 years older than me.
27. That too was a big mistake (even though he is a wonderful guy).
28. My mother sees my children in her dreams. (They dont exist yet)
29. My hair has not been relaxed since March.
30. When I first met E. Hill, I thought she was snotty.
31. I was right (HA...but I still love her...)
32. I have a Cabbage Patch kid with my birthday.
33. He is hispanic.
34. My socks never match my clothes. I only have 3 pairs of white socks.
35. I was trying to do 101 random things to top Alex, but I dont know if I am going to make it.
36. I majored in English, but I hate writing.
37. I like cuddling.
38. People make fun of my eating habits. They dont know, but it really does hurt my feelings.
39. I taught in a summer program.
40. I sleep on my stomach.
41. I want the Jordans that come out in December in Black and Red.
42. I quit working for the student newspaper, but unlike Erin, I didnt miss it.
43. Daarel stole kisses from me twice.
44. I bought my mother a mini ipod because she got good grades.
45. She said it was the best gift she ever received.
46. I fall asleep with my glasses on amost every night.
47. I have a sister and brother...Sydney and Miles.
48. Ernie Barnes is my favorite artist.
49. I used to wonder if he was related to Dr. Paula Barnes (Eng Prof.)
50. I cant keep secrets from my mother, aunt, cousin Angel, cousin Adrienne, and grandmother.
51. If one knows, we all know.
52. When I go out at night, my mother waits up for me. She denies it...but shes always awake.
53. My mother tries to intimidate the guys that come around me.
54. It works 99.6% of the time.
55. I had a crush on my friend's older brother for my entire high school career.
56. He went to Hampton too.
57. I was the most well behaved student on the Senior Trip.
58. I use Sesame Body Butter from the Body Shop.
59. It costs $16. I am sad every time I buy it.
60. But a Sesame set would be a wonderful birthday gift.
61. I regularly babysit drinks.
62. It upsets my mother that I can purchase alcohol.
63. I like Alex LeMaine'swriting. I secretly wish he would write something for me.
64. I got some sort of sick satisfaction from complimenting Alex. He doesnt know how to take compliments. I hope he reads it.
65. I really do want him to write me something though...that was serious.
66. I like when boys whisper in my ear. Not dirty stuff, just regular conversation quietly.
67. I was mooned by someone earlier this summer.
68. It reminded me of Austin,; he too does stupid things when he feels awkward.
69. I think I would make a good detective because I notice little things.
70. I'm too lazy to go through the police academy.
71. I wanted to go into forensics when I was in high school, but dead children upset my stomach.
72. I had a mental breakdown last semester. I was hysterical after being told that my draft wasnt good enough again.
73. Mr. Foster made me sit on the roof of Armstrong.
74. I sat out there for a good 30-35 minutes unattended.
75. I couldve jumped, but I dont want to go to hell.
76. I cried at graduation when Dr. Prince approached me.
77. I want to be like her when I grow up.
78. I had a Digimon comforter and sheet set freshman year.
79. I was in Erin Brooks's (used to be Walsh) wedding in June.
80. I thought I was going to die it was so hot.
81. I dont answer my cell phone often.
82. I see it ringing, I just dont like talking on the phone.
83. I dont drive.
84. I am addicted to Fruit Punch sodas and McDonald's ice cream cones.
85. Erin calls me an "EMF"...English Major Freak.
86. I dont like hair touching my neck.
87. I cant whistle and it really pisses me off.
88. I keep my cds in alphabetical order.
89. My 2 cd cases are full...
90. I hate when people buy me gifts I dont like and they think they have done amazing jobs. I hate faking it.
91. Best gift ever...A Build-A-Bear for high school graduation. His name is BranJuan(i know...i didnt name him) and he wears a white cap and gown like I did that day. It made me cry.
92. One of my jerk ex boyfriends gave it to me.
93. Once my friend Austin brought me food from Burger King. When I opened the burger wrapper he had taken a bite of my sandwich. I was REAL angry. He laughed real hard.
94. I like giving hugs...and I'm really good at it.
95. Josh (my really close but platonic friend)wrote me a poem at the end of the semester. I cried when I read it and then again when he left.
96. I like receiving letters, emails, cards, etc. But I rarely get them.
97. Cards mean more to me than gifts.
98. I like big and tall men even though I'm 5'2".
99. If I had it my way, I'd marry a football player that is dark skinned.
100. I like movie popcorn.
101. I only did 101 to top Mr. LeMaine, who did 100. I cant believe I did it.
102. I stole the title from Alex too.

There it is, 102 random Jennifer things. If you dont know me, this list was of no help to you. I find humor in that. Well...what do you think?

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Miss Jennifer...blogging???

So E.Hill sent me a link to her blog. I was a bit surprised. Is everyone blogging except for me? Why have I not been introduced to this cult-like activity? So I started a blog. Who knows what I'll write...because I dont really have much to say. But maybe in my daily life I'll find some cute little anecdote that I just have to pass on...maybe not.

Anyways...the "deep as desire" thing...I stole it from a poem. It sounded really...uh...deep. I like it.

Well...thats it for me...any ideas for my next blog??